I do believe that I owe Mr. Turner an apology

Well, I decided to oppose Heath Shuler's Congressional campaign last year, and he ended up with an improbable win. This year, I figured it was a safe bet to make fun of Norv Turner, and the Chargers end up in the AFC Championship game. I obviously have the Midas touch -- whatever I make fun of turns to gold. Perhaps my next move will be to auction my ridicule services off to the highest bidder...