President Shuler? /bangs head against desk

So, the Washington Post last week published an article about what the the future of DC may look like (it sounds better if you do that last part with a spooky voice). They didn't take a positive, Utopian view -- they took a horrific, post apocalyptic view. One where the president is:

Heath Shuler!

Yes, Heath! Shuler! President! Of the frickin' US of A! As you may know, I tried to keep him out of Congress, but I didn't know my failure could have such catastrophic repercussions.

> Washington's Future, a History (Washington Post)
> Heath Shuler for President? (Herd on the Trail)